– Yo mamas so hairy, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

– Yo mamas so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.

– Yo mamas so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.

– Yo mamas so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

– Yo mamas so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

– Yo mamas so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

– Yo mamas so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

– Yo mamas so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

– Yo mamas so hairy, when she spreads her legs ,the first thing that comes to my mind is Were going to Bush Gardens.

Yo mama is so cheap 1$ got me a triple crown batting title.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach wearing a black swimsuit, a kid pointed and yelled, Theres Willy!

Yo mama so fat that when I drove around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mamas teeth are so rotton when she smiles it looks like she ate a bag of oreo cookies.

Yo mama so fat that when she wore yellow clothes, a pedestrian yelled Yo, taxi!

Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in the third grade.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said Moving.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.