yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a pay check



yo mama is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw





yo mama is so fat the equators her belt





yo mama is so fat that when she goes outside with a rain coat on people yell taxi





yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said what a picture and her dad said yaa lets hang it





yo mama is so poor i seen her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving





yo mama is like a town bicycle everyone gets a ride





yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said what a treasure and her dad said yep lets bury it





yo mama is so poor that she has a TV but it only has two channels on and off





last one





yo mama is so poor i walk into your house steped on your dads dick and your mom said who broke the water fountain.

Yo mama so fat that when she breastfeeds, powdered milk comes out.

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo mamas teeth are so spaced out, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 2 commercials

yo mamas so stupid she thought a NFL quarterback was a refund

yo mamas so poor she was kickin a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving

jo mamas so fat she saw a school bus and chased it thinking it was a twinkie

your mamas so fat she got baptised at sea world

yo mamas so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over walmart and landed right on target

yo mamas so fat she made my truck a low rider

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.