Children Books That Didnt Make It To The Press:

Children Books You Wont Eever See…

1…You Are Different and Thats Bad

2…The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3…Dads New Wife Robert

4…Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5…Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6…The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking

7…Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her

8…Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9…All Cats Go to Hell!

10…The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11…Some Kittens Can Fly.

12…Thats it, Im Putting You Up for Adoption

13…Grandpa Gets a Casket

14…The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15…Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia

16…The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17…Strangers Have the Best Candy

18…Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19…You Were an Accident

20…Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21…Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games

22…The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23…Your Nightmares Are Real

24…Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25…Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26…Why Cant Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27…Places Where Mummy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28…Daddy Drinks Because You Cry