Childrens Books to Avoid

Top 26 Childrens Books Not recommended by the National Library Assoc.

26. Bob the Germs Wonderous Journey Into and Back Out of Your
Digestive System.

25. The Little Engine that Could Becomes intoxicated and Kills Civillians.

24. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeers Games of Revenge.

23. Peter Rabbits Frisky Adventures.

22. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The Hood.

21. Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidently Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep.

20. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose.

19. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad.

18. The Tickling Babysitter

17. A Pictoral History of Circus Geek Suicides.

16. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories.

15. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle.

14. Babar Meets the Taxedermist and Becomes a Piano.

13. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear.

12. David Dukes World of Imagination.

11. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.

10. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables.

9. Legends of Scab Football.

8. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina.

7. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer.

6. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Cant
Remember the Endings to All of them.

5. Ed Beckleys Start a Real-Estate Empire with the change from your Moms

4. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.

3. Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will.

2. Lets Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on.

1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead.

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