A wealthy chinaman suspected his wife of being unfaithful to him and hired a prominent chinese detective to watch his wife; the following is his report:

DETECTIVES REPORT

You leave house

I watch house

Man come to house

Man ring door bell

Wife open door

Man go in house

Man and your wife leave house

They go railroad station

I go railroad station

They go on train

I go on train

They get off train

I get off train

They go to hotel

I go to hotel

They go inside

I no go inside

I climb tree outside window

He undress she

She undress he

He play with she

She play with he

I play with me

I fall out of tree

I no see