Cork in the Ass

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in
his ass.

He says, Howd you get a cork in your ass?

The other guy says, I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp.
There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He
said, I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish. And I said, No

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