Ladies and Gentlemen, Mabuhay!, this is your Captain Biglang-awa speaking, We are now over the Philippine trench where you can find the deepest part of the Pacific ocean.

Here you can also find almost all the ferocious creatures in the sea, theres the killer sharks, barracudas and many others. And now for the finale, please, stay calm and dont panic for both our engines are dead and we are now going down into that ocean.

Please wear your life vest. We are going to crashland this plane into the water. In the meantime, I would like you to follow everything Im going to say, repeat after me: Our Father Who is in Heaven …