Dating for American nuns

The Vatican has finally bowed to the pressure from American clergy for reform.

A new policy approved by the Pope will soon be announced, accordingto a reliable source who spoke on condition of annonymity.

The American nuns will henceforth be permitted to go on a date but they must take a vow to wear Cross Your Heart Bra and No Nonsense Pantyhose.

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