Dear Abby:My husband is a

Dear Abby:My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. Whats worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. To make matters worse, since he lost his job three years ago he hasnt even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and BS with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter left home he doesnt even pretend to like me and he hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:Grow up and dump him. For Petes sake, you dont need him anymore — youre a United States Senator from New York now!

Most viewed Jokes (20)