Definition of a Panda Bear

Thanks to Jim from Florida for the Joke.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After eating the sandwich, he pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter, and prepares to leave.

The manager shouts, Where are you going? You ate your food, shot my waiter, and now youre leaving without paying!

The panda responds, I am a panda – thats what pandas do. If you dont believe me, look it up.

With that, the panda slammed a dictionary on the table and exited the restaurant.

The manager, being curious, grabbed the dictionary and checked the definition for a panda. He read, A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

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