A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.

Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?

My child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that cannot be.

Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said hed get to it tomorrow.

The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, Im marrying a lawyer and Im sure Im going to get screwed!