Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels
and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they
got into an argument about what they were burying.

This heres a big mule! This aint no mule, this heres
a donkey.
Mule!
Donkey!

Well, this went on for a while until the camp chaplain came by.
What are you boys doing?
Were diggin a grave for this mule.
Donkey, dammit!

The chaplain cut in, Boys, this isnt either one, its an ass!

An hour later, the camp commander came up and said, What are
you men doing, digging a foxhole?
No sir, were diggin an asshole.