Dinner Dishes When Moms Away and Dads Cooking

  • Hot dogs with just a hint of Tabasco.
  • Kids eat free night at the steak house.
  • Pizza.
  • Broiled bologna benedict on rye.
  • Back-of-the-fridge goulash (with lots of pepper).
  • Chips and salsa.
  • Cocoa Puff surprise.
  • Something old, something blue, something frozen, call it stew.
  • Cold pizza.

  • Whatevers cooking at Grandmas.

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