Dog that ran out of gas.

Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? a little girl asked. No, I dont think so. Fifi is in heat, replied the mother. What does that mean? asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the Mother said, Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage.

The little girl goes to the garage and says, Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you. Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, Bring Fifi over here. He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dogs rear end with it. Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once.

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. Where is Fifi? her father asked. She should be here in a minute, advised the daughter. She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home.

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