In divorce court!

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,

Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.

Because, the man says, I live in a two-story house.

The Judge replies, What kind of a reason is that! Whats the big deal about a two-story house?

The man answers, Well Judge, one story is…**I have a headache** and the other story is **Its that time of the month!**

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