Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.
One guy says to the other, Lets talk. I hear that the flight will go
faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off
his glasses and asks, What would you like to discuss?
The first guy says, Oh, I dont know; how about Nuclear Power?
The other guy says, OK, that could make for some pretty interesting
conversation. But let me ask you a question first:
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes
pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is
that?
The first guy says, I dont know.
The other guy says, Oh? Well then, do you really think youre qualified
to discuss Nuclear Power when you dont know shit?
10
May
Additional Jokes From "Foul Language"
- Heroic Statues
- Polak At Cockfight
- The F word
- What Were You Thinking?
- The Pianist
- Who Gives A F—
- Mailmans Last Day
- Poem – Ahhh Women…
- Bottom up planning
- Alphabet love (may be offensive to men)
- Cooperative Story Writing
- Who won the race?
- Tough luck at golf course
- Driving Exams
- Question about cows in stress