A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15
years and was on the run. He broke into a house and
tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the
man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife
to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on
the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck.
His wife started to move her head violently, at which
the man got up and left the room.
The husband squirmed the chair across the room to
his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him
kissing you. He probably hasnt seen a woman in years.
Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go
along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever
you do dont fight him or make him mad. Our lives
may depend on it!"
"Darling," the wife said, spitting out
her gag. "Im so relieved you feel that way.
He wasnt kissing me, he was whispering to me. He
told me he thinks youre really cute and asked if
we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."