When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist.

While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be corrected by minor surgery.

The patients wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery.

How long will he be on crutches? she asked.

Crutches??? the doctor asked.

Well, yes, the woman said You are going to lengthen his legs, arent you?