A young guy had just picked up his first date, and hed been invited round hers for dinner, which he gratefully accepted – however, he had bad flatulence and did not want the family to find this out!

However – upon arrival at his girlfriends – he discovered they had a dog – so he thinks that maybe he can get the dog blamed for his farts if he needs to. As they are sitting around the table eating – he feels one brewing up, he is sitting near the dog though – and he thinks hell try his luck!

Te tries to let the first one out quietly but makes a small noise – the girls mother yells out Spot!!! and he thinks its working!!!. A bit later he needs to do another one – this time he relaxes more and makes a bit more noise this time – again the mother yells out Spot!!! and he thinks hee hee! (or something similar!)

Anyway – after coffee he needs another one – this one is very loud, and the mother yells out Spot!!! Get out of the way before he shits on you!!!