Decide which one you are.

Vain A person who loves the smell of his own farts
Amiable A person who loves the smell of other peoples farts
Proud A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
Shy A person who releases silent farts and then blushes
Impudent A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
Unfortunate A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead
Scientific A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution
Nervous A person who stops in the middle of his fart
Honest A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons
Dishonest A person who farts and then blames the dog
Foolish A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours
Thrifty A person who has several good farts in reserve
Anti-Social A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy
Strategic A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing
Unfortunate A person who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead
Sadistic A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate
Intellectual A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbors fart precisely the latest food item consumed
Athletic A person who farts at the slightest exertion
Miserable A person who would truly love to, but cant fart at all
Sensitive A person who farts and then starts crying