There are three guys talking in a pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives; the third remains quiet.

After a while, one of the first two turns to the third and says, Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?

The third fellow says, Ill tell you. Just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees.

The first two guys were amazed! What happened then? they asked.

She said, Get outo from under the bed and fight like a man!