First Day on the Job

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porn shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he could handle it alone for a bit. The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the bosss positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, How much for the white dildo?He answers, $35.She: How much for the black one?He: $35 for the black one, $35 for the white one.She: I think Ill take the black one. Ive never had a black one before.She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks How much for the black dildo?He: $35.She: How much for the white one?He: $35 for the white one, $35 for the black one.She: Hmmm…I think Ill take the white one. Ive never had a white one before…She pays him, and off she goes.About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, How much are your dildos?He: $35 for the white, $35 for the black.She: Hmmmmm….how much is that plaid one on the shelf?He: Well, thats a very special dildo…itll cost you $165.She thinks for a moment and answers, Ill take the plaid one, Ive never had a plaid one before….She pays him, and off she goes. Finally, the guys boss returns and asks, How did you do while I was gone?To which the saleman responded, I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!

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