16
Oct

First grade students (one bad word)

The first grade teacher was getting to know her students on the first day of class. Johnny, what do you like to do when youre not in school? she asked.

Johnny replied, I love my choo-choo. In fact, I play with it all the time at home and have tracks set up all over the house.

The teacher said, Thats wonderful, Johnny. However, since youre in the first grade now, dont you think you should call it a train?

Yes, teacher.

Good, now Susie, what do you like to do when youre not in school?

Susie answered, Well, I have a horsie. In fact, I love my horsie, I ride it every day and do everything to take care of it.

Well, thats wonderful, Susie. However, since youre in the first grade now, dont you think you should call it a horse?

Yes, teacher.

The teacher said, Good. Mary, what do you like to do when youre not in school?

I like to read. I read all the time and love all different kinds of books.

Well, thats wonderful, Mary. Whats your favorite book?

Winnie the Shit.

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