26
Jun

Fluctuations

Two brothers, Ying and Yang, wandering down a street in America with arms full of purchases and cameras swinging from their necks, one of the brothers slips into the bank to exchange 30,000 yen into dollars.

Ying: I wan to change 30,000 yen for dollar, bow much I get?

Teller: Oh, you will get $8000.

Ying: ‘Fank you very much.

Teller: Youre welcome, and hands Ying the $8000.

Ying and Yang carry on doing copious amounts of shopping until Yang says he is a little low on local currency.

So Ying told Yang to go to the same bank and get a good deal. So off Yang goes.

Yang: I wan to change 30,000 yen for dollar. Now much I get?

Teller: Oh, you will get $6000.

Yang: Only $6000! But how cum my broffer, just a few hour ago, get $8000?

Teller: Fluctuations.

Yang: Well, fluck you Yankees too!

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