Forest Gump goes to heaven…The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. St. Peter says,
Well, Forrest, its certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you.
I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and weve been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short and you have to pass before you can get into heaven.1) What days of the week begin with the letter T?2) How many seconds are there in a year?3) What is Gods first name?Forrest says, Well, the first one – how many days in the week begin
With the letter T?
That ones easy.
Thatd be Today and Tomorrow.The Saints eyes open wide and he exclaims!!
Forrest, thats not what I was thinking, but …..
Ill give you credit for that answer.How about the second one? asks St. Peter.
How many seconds in a year?Now that ones harder, says Forrest, but I thunk and thunk and guess the only answer can be twelve.Astounded, St. Peter says, Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heavens name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?Shucks, theres gotta be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.Hold it, interrupts St. Peter. I see where youre going with this, and Ill have to give you credit for that one, too. Lets go on with the next and final question.Can you tell me Gods first name?Sure Forrest replied, ITS ANDY.Andy?! exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter. Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name of Andy as the first name of God?That was the easiest one of all, Forrest replied.ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.St. Peter opens the Pearly Gates and said: Run, Forrest, run.