Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered.

I think librarians are the easiest said the second surgeon when you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered

The third surgeon said, I prefer to operate on electricians, all their organs are color coded.

The fourth one shakes his head and says, I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangeable!