Fourth Time Married

Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.

Jim: What happened to your first three wives? Joe: They all died, Jim.

Jim: How did that happen? Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.

Jim: How terrible! And your second? Joe: She ate poison mushrooms.

Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too? Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.

Jim: I see, an accident. Joe: Not exactly. She wouldnt eat her mushrooms.

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