Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, Im fantastic in bed. Thats Direct Marketing.

Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, Hes fantastic in bed. Thats Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, Im fantastic in bed. Thats Telemarketing.

Youre at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, By the way, Im fantastic in bed. Thats Public Relations.

Youre at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear youre fantastic in bed. Thats Brand Recognition.