06
May

Fun at the fair

A young woman is asked out on a date, and accepts. The guy picks her up, and they go to a nearby carnival in town. They ride a few rides, play a few games, and seem to be generally hitting it off well. During a romantic interlude, the boy asks, What do you want to do now? I wanna get weighed, she says. Well, OK, he thinks. They walk over to the fortune scales, and weigh her. They play a few more games and stop for food. What do you want to do now? he asks again. I wanna get weighed, she replies. Hmmm, a little odd but Ill put up with it, thinks the boy. Again they get her weight and fortune. After a few more games and an exquisite fireworks show, the boy repeats, What do you want to do now? I wanna get weighed, she says. Damn, thinks the boy, shes just too weird for me. They get her weight and fortune, and the boy drives her home. As she walks into the house, her sister asks, Howd your date go? Wousy, says the girl…

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