The Pastor approaches his pulpit one Sunday and said, Before we get started today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant-Ive heard that there are many of you out there been a Hen and a Shen out of wedlock-if you been then get up and get out of my church right now!
Some couples got up and left.
Then he said, Some of you been a Hen and Hen-I want you to get up and get out of my church right now!
Some guys got up and left.
He says, Some of you ladies been a shen and shen-leave my church right now! Some women left.
Old Brother Brown in the back got up and was leaving.
Pastor asked, Where you goin Brother Brown?
Brother Brown replied, I know sooner or later youll be gettin to men and a men and Im just gettina head start……
13
Dec
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