Old and New Jokes

Once there were three boys sitting in the park, and a police officer came over to them, and told them they had to come with him to the court because there had been reports of something strange going on in the park.

So, when they got to the court, the judge asked the bailif to bring the first little boy in, and the judge asked him what he had seen. The little boy said Well, sir, there were these two people, and they were fuckin. Judge said Son, i dont allow that kind of language in my court room, bailiff, take him out.



So, the judge called in the second little boy, and asked him what he had seen. Little boy said Well, sir, there were these two people, and they were screwing. Judge again said I dont allow that kind of language, take him out too.



So, then the judge called in the third little boy and asked the same question. The third little boy said Well, sir, I saw ten toes up, ten toes down, two assholes goin round and round, six inches out, and six inches in, thats all im sayin so i dont get thrown in the pin.