Goldstein Rents Room
During the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. Excuse me, she said to the manager. My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and Id like a small room for two weeks.
Im awfully sorry, he replied, but all of our rooms are occupied. Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
What luck, said Mrs. Goldstein. Now theres a room.
Not so fast, madame. Im sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed.
Jewish? Whos Jewish? I happen to be Catholic.
I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?
Jesus, Son of Mary.
Where was he born?
In a stable.
And why was he born in a stable?
Because a schmuck like you wouldnt let a Jew rent a room in his hotel.
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