28
Nov

Golf For Sex

A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to

find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a

cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing.

A magic potion she replies.

Well what does it for he asks. This potion will make anyone an

excellent golfer.

At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have some. She is

agreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences on his

sex life.

After a short period of soul searching he decides to try the potion.

He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent game of

golf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. He

spends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at every

course he manage to get to and having a wonderful time of it. After

a year he finds himself back at the same course where he found the

witch. Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he can talk

to her.

Well, she asks, How has your game been? Great! This has been

the best year of my life. I have played all over the country and

never lost a game.

And how about your sex life? Oh, not bad.

Really? This stuff can really ruin a guys sex life. Say, how many

times did you have sex last year? Hmmmm, it was three, no, four

times.

And you call that not bad? Not for a priest with a small parish.

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