Guide to Religions.

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A short guide to comparative religions:

Taoism : Shit Happens.

Buddhism : If shit happens its not really shit.

Islam : If shit happens it is the will of Allah

Protestantism : Shit happens because you dont work hard enough.

Judaism : Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism : This shit happened before.

Catholicism : Shit happens cuz you are bad.

Hare Krishna : Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. evangelism : Send more shit.

Atheism : NO shit!

Jehovahs witness : Knock Knock Shit happens.

Hedonism : Theres nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science : Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesnt.

Existentialism : What is shit anyway?

Stoicism : This shit doesnt bother me.

Rastafarianinsm : Lets smoke this shit.

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