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Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going. Really bad, said the second bee, the weather has been really wet and damp and there arent any flowers or pollen, so I cant make any honey. No problem, said the first bee, Just fly down five blocks and turn left and keep going until you see all the cars. Theres a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit. Thanks for the tip, said the second bee and flew away. A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again and the first bee asked, Howd it go? Fine, said the second bee, It was everything you said it would be. Uh, whats that thing on your head? asked the first bee. Thats my yarmulka, said the second bee, I didnt want them to think I was a WASP!