Guys you know youre on a bad date when:

She whispers to the waiter, Please kill me.

All she talks about is how great it is working for Heidi Fleiss.

You catch her giving her phone number to the guy cleaning your windshield.

She lunges at you several times with a steak knife.

She keeps calling you Bachelor Number Two.

Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?

She transitions the conversation by saying Ive said enough about me. What do you think about me?

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