Home on the Web —————– (to the tune of Home on the Range)
VERSE: Oh give me a site where the links all work right — one that doesnt take too long to load — where the text can be seen on my 13-inch screen — one that offers a no-Java mode.
REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM. Please take pity on me — Im still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE: Though your video files give your pages some style I cant read them upon my PC; Massive graphics and sound crash my system, Ive found, so please put in some alt tags for me!
REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM Please take pity on me — Im still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE: Please dont ask me to chat with your favorite cat; I dont have an IRC code. And dont ask me to buy games for Win 95 — My PC is way too darn old!
REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM Please take pity on me — Im still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem!
01
Jun
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Milk Truck
- Neighbors
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL