After two days seclusion in a hotel room, a honeymoon couple finally agreed to go out for an evening. Calling a bell hop, the groom was informed about the various shows in town.

Hey, Joan, he shouted to his wife who was taking a shower, Do you want to see OLIVER TWIST?

The bride screamed back, If you show me anymore tricks with that thing, Im going home to mother!

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