How to Tell When You Have PMS

1) Everyone around you has an attitudeproblem.2) Youre adding chocolate chips to yourcheese omelet.3) The dryer has shrunk every last pair ofyour jeans.4) Your man is suddenly agreeing toeverything you say.5) Youre using your cellular phone to dial upevery bumper sticker that says, "Hows my driving- call 1-800-***-****."6) Everyones head looks like an invitation tobatting practice.7) Youre convinced theres a God and hesmale.8) Youre counting down the days untilmenopause.9) Youre sure that everyone is scheming todrive you crazy.10) The ibuprofen bottle is empty and youbought it yesterday.

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