I not come work today

Hung Chow call his boss and says: “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I not come work.”The boss says: “Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.”Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house.”

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