I will love you to death!

A man was making love to his wife and he exclaimed, I will love you to death!

The following night they again were beginning to making love and he shouted Ill love you till you scream!!

After he had done the same thing the third night, his wife pulled a feather out of the pillow and began tapping him on the head with it.

What are you doing? demanded the husband.

Comparatively speaking, Im pounding your brains out she replied.

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