A blonde wanted to go ice fishing; so, after reading many books on the subject and gathering all of the necessary equipment, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy foot stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, as if from the sky, a voice boomed out, HEY, YOU, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her Thermos, and began to cut another hole. Again, a voice boomed, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!
The blonde, now worried, moved to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and once again tried to cut the ice hole. Once more, the voice said, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!
The blonde stopped, looked skyward, and said, Who are you, God? The voice replied, NO, I AM THE OWNER OF THIS ICE RINK!
04
Jun
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Hail Storm
- POOR DAD
- Blonde Hijacker
- Blonde Looking for a Job
- Kick Blonde Ass
- International Politics
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
- Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
- Two blondes and a parachute
- A man met a beautiful
- Dandruff
- Blonde and House
- Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
- Just the Fax