Id do anything

Man: Havent I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

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