If you love something …

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and

always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to

begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your

stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and

never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you

either married it or gave birth to it!

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