Ill Come Home When…

A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every ten or fifteen minutes, he reached into his shirt pocket, pulled something out, took a look at it, then put it back in his pocket.

Finally, a friend came up to him and said, George, Ive been watching you all night, and I have to ask…whats in your shirt pocket?

Its a picture of my wife.

Why do you keep looking at it?

Because, George replied, When she finally starts looking good, its time to go home.

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