Ill have nun of that!

A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?, he asked.

Oh no, Father. Just a little gas. Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly.

A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight. Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?, he asked again.

Oh no, Father. Just a little gas. She replied again.

A few months later the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carraige in the convent.

He leaned over and looked in the carraige and said –

What a cute little fart!

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