Ten ways to annoy the person in the next toilet…

1. Grunt and strain really loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a rock melon into the bowl from a height of 2 m. Release a relaxed sigh.

2. Fill up a large flask with pumpkin soup. Squirt it erratically under the wall of your neighbor while yelling, Whoa! Easy big boy!

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under your neighbor’s wall. Then say, Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?

5. Say, Cmon Mr Happy, dont fall asleep on me!

6. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall where the person in the next stall can see it.

7. Say, Damn, this waters cold.

8. Say, Hmm, Ive never seen that color before.

9. Say, Interesting… more floaters than sinkers.

10. Drop a marble and say, Oh shit, my glass eye.