An Irishman walks into a bar. He walked up to the bartender. The bartender asks Whadda want, ya curs-ed Irish lush? The Irishman blinked twice, then pulled out a notepad and wrote something in it. The bartender asked Whaddya writing, ya damned green foot? The Irishman, with a tear in his eye, held up the notepad revealing the words I may be Irish, but I still have feelings. The bartender looked down, then exclaimed, Youre right, this world would be a better place if we all just love a little more. The two became best friends.

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