25
May

Italianenglish?

(Must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat breakfast. I
tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella
her I want to piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna
to piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma
bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a
knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everyone wanna fock. I
tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock
on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I dont even know the lady and she calla me
sonna ma bitch.

So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no sheit onna my bed. I calla the
manager and tella him I wanna sheit. He tella me to go to the toilet. I say you
no understand. I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not sheit onna bed,
you sonna ma bitch. I dont even know the man and he calla me a sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: Peace on you. I say piss on
you too, you sonna ma bitch.

I gonna back to Italy.

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