Womens language translated
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
Im sorry. = Youll be sorry.
We need… = I want
Its your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want… = You�ll pay for this later.
We need to talk… = I need to complain.
Sure…go ahead = I dont want you to.
Im not upset = Of course Im upset, you moron!
Youre so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Youre certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = …and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = Im going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today youre really not going to like.
Ill be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me Im beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, youre dead.
Was that the baby? = Why dont you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
Im not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
In response to Whats wrong?: The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Nothing, really = Its just that youre such an idiot!
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